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Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Let's start blogging
Ok, I just started this blog for people to say what is on their minds. You can just make a comment about anything or ask a question. Any question is good!!!! Let's start blogging.
Hi! I ahve been told that you will die if you give oral sex while PopRocks® melt in your mouth. I really want to try this but I don't want to die! Please help Lady GiGi Knockers! Thanks, LegHumper
Hi Leghumper. You will not die from having poprocks in your mouth while giving oral sex. Just try it and get back to me on how it was. If you don't get back to me soon, I will know that I was wrong and that you have in fact died. If this is the case then I am sorry.
I would like to just make a comment on the fat asses who think they are hot wearing the tight jeans and letting their rolls hang over. Girls, let's face it, if it's too tight then don't wear it. We do not want to see your nasty fat hanging over. It's not hot!!!
I just want to say that both the Packers and the Viking SUCK ASS. Now that being said, I'm sincerely hoping that when Da Bears play the Vikes...they kick the living shit out of Brett Favre.....
Well this day pretty much sucked. Seems like there is always appointments and to much shit to do. I'm sure we all have these days, just seems I have a lot lately. Guess I can be thankful for beer............
Now off to start a new day. Wow, no appointments today, awesome. If anyone is out there, post some comments or ask some questions. Let's get some blogging going..
Dear Lady G, Last time I went swimming with my trunks on my personality was wiggling behind me like a giant squid. Do you know if they make bathing caps like those long knitted hats like that Waldo fellow wears??? and would that be acceptable in a public pool?
Dear Anonymous, I am unaware if the public pools will accept it or not but I am willing to knit you one. To do this, I will have to do some measurements to custom fit it. Are you in????
hmmm,let me c...ok Lady GiGI u forgot to add swimsuits in ur comment about big people...WOMAN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!IF U R SO BIG THAT U CAN NOT C THE FRONT OF UR BIKINI UNLESS U PICK UP UR FAT ROLL,DO NOT WEAR!!!disgusting wtf were u thinking...im making a public arrest nnext time i c that!!!!shame on u and ur bf for letting u wear that!!!! FUCKING GROSS
Dear Lady Knockers My girlfriend's room mate said she wanted to join me and the girlfriend. I asked my girlfriend if we could. She told me we could if I was willing to cut the fingers off my left hand. My question is, Do you think I could still roll a joint with one hand?
Well, it's probably worth it to you just to cut off some fingers. You don't need them anyhow and you probably won't get this offer again. I would have to say to get someone else to roll the joint for you or better yet, use a bowl or bong...
Lady GiGI Knockers, I am buying up all the incandescent lightbulbs I can find. After September 1st this year, there will no longer be imports of these lightbulbs. Since America doesn't make anything but poor people anymore, there will soon only be those pain in the but compact fluorescent bulbs that cannot be thrown out. I am hording them for years to come.
My question is: Do you think I need to cut my hair?
Hi! I ahve been told that you will die if you give oral sex while PopRocks® melt in your mouth. I really want to try this but I don't want to die! Please help Lady GiGi Knockers!
ReplyDeleteThanks, LegHumper
Hi Leghumper. You will not die from having poprocks in your mouth while giving oral sex. Just try it and get back to me on how it was. If you don't get back to me soon, I will know that I was wrong and that you have in fact died. If this is the case then I am sorry.
ReplyDeleteI would like to just make a comment on the fat asses who think they are hot wearing the tight jeans and letting their rolls hang over. Girls, let's face it, if it's too tight then don't wear it. We do not want to see your nasty fat hanging over. It's not hot!!!
ReplyDeleteI just want to say that both the Packers and the Viking SUCK ASS. Now that being said, I'm sincerely hoping that when Da Bears play the Vikes...they kick the living shit out of Brett Favre.....
ReplyDeleteJust my thoughts
I am "Just my thoughts"
ReplyDeleteGood thought and I will have to agree!!!
ReplyDeleteWell this day pretty much sucked. Seems like there is always appointments and to much shit to do. I'm sure we all have these days, just seems I have a lot lately. Guess I can be thankful for beer............
ReplyDeleteNow off to start a new day. Wow, no appointments today, awesome. If anyone is out there, post some comments or ask some questions. Let's get some blogging going..
ReplyDeleteDear Lady G,
ReplyDeleteLast time I went swimming with my trunks on my personality was wiggling behind me like a giant squid. Do you know if they make bathing caps like those long knitted hats like that Waldo fellow wears??? and would that be acceptable in a public pool?
Dear Anonymous, I am unaware if the public pools will accept it or not but I am willing to knit you one. To do this, I will have to do some measurements to custom fit it. Are you in????
ReplyDeleteIf I was IN, I wouldn't need the bathing cap.
ReplyDeleteIf you were in, I'd know it
ReplyDeleteDear LadyGiGi Knockers-I have a question....
ReplyDeleteIf a man says something in the forest, but there's no woman there to hear him...is he still wrong?
hmmm,let me c...ok Lady GiGI u forgot to add swimsuits in ur comment about big people...WOMAN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!IF U R SO BIG THAT U CAN NOT C THE FRONT OF UR BIKINI UNLESS U PICK UP UR FAT ROLL,DO NOT WEAR!!!disgusting wtf were u thinking...im making a public arrest nnext time i c that!!!!shame on u and ur bf for letting u wear that!!!! FUCKING GROSS
ReplyDeletepryan, yes you should know by now that a man is always wrong.
ReplyDeletebabygirl, very well said. I second that one. I think that we should be able to make citizens arrests for that. put em in jail!!!!
ReplyDeleteDear Lady Knockers
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend's room mate said she wanted to join me and the girlfriend. I asked my girlfriend if we could. She told me we could if I was willing to cut the fingers off my left hand. My question is, Do you think I could still roll a joint with one hand?
Well, it's probably worth it to you just to cut off some fingers. You don't need them anyhow and you probably won't get this offer again. I would have to say to get someone else to roll the joint for you or better yet, use a bowl or bong...
ReplyDeletewho do you think would win in a staring contest, Burger King or Jack In The Box
ReplyDeleteuuuuum Burger King???
ReplyDeleteI think he's had work done
ReplyDeleteLady GiGI Knockers, I am buying up all the incandescent lightbulbs I can find. After September 1st this year, there will no longer be imports of these lightbulbs. Since America doesn't make anything but poor people anymore, there will soon only be those pain in the but compact fluorescent bulbs that cannot be thrown out. I am hording them for years to come.
ReplyDeleteMy question is: Do you think I need to cut my hair?
Leghumper, I suggest you let it grow and decorate with light bulbs....
ReplyDeleteHelp me please Lady Knockers,
ReplyDeleteI recently bought a suit with two pair of pants. I ripped the jacket. What should I do?